Say what you mean, then shut up.
Ask ask ask.
"You laugh because you think I'm different; I laugh because you're all the same."
Family. Friends. School. Boys. Money. Music. Acting. Karate. Softball. Jokes. Books. Drawing. Poetry. 16, New York.
Nickeisha, duh.
Family. Friends. School. Boys. Money. Music. Acting. Karate. Softball. Jokes. Books. Drawing. Poetry. 16, New York.
Nickeisha, duh.
You haven’t got a friend to label as dad to have a fake conversation with?
(via princess-amandapanda)
How I think the whole 'Waiter being rude to Louis Tomlinson' went down
| Waiter: | Well sir our specials are- |
| Louis: | Grandad, did you seriously buy a striped shirt? I know I'm like Cher, but you can't just copy someone's fashion sense like that, it's rude and tacky. |
| Waiter: | As I was sayin- |
| Louis: | Plus, I think you look much better in plaid anyway, blue really brings out your eyes. |
| Waiter: | Excuse me as I was trying to say |
| - Louis turns his head to the waiter and scoffs- | |
| Louis: | Listen up five, a ten is speaking. You need to calm yourself down and wait because you just lost your tip and you're two steps away from losing me as a customer. Who do you think you are? You know what I'm leaving |
| - Louis stands up and sashays away, flipping his fringe to show bitches that he's the real deal. - | |
| - Louis turns around before he leaves and scoffs at the waiter. - | |
| Louis: | Where'd you get that tie anyway a prom rental shop? Macy's? Burlingtons? People like you disgust me, it's called fashion, learn it before you go out in public and embarrass yourself more than you have now. |
| - Louis Z-snaps and let's the hostess open the door because diva's like him don't open doors. - |
Wait a second. I’ve seen this gif plenty of times before, but I just realised that the picture on the back wall is pole dancing loki holy shit.
(Source: hulkling, via princess-amandapanda)
did you know if you say bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed
(via thats-so-meme)
One of the dads from last night. Best dad ever. (5/28/12)
(via 1-800-fyou)
